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Old 04-24-2014, 03:44 AM
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The 1975- Heart Out

He sang: And once we started having friends 'round, you created a television of your mouth.
I heard: And once you started having friendzoned, you created a television of your mouth.

Me: …that doesn't even make sense.

Dragonette- Goldrush

She sang: My hand's in your pocket, my number's in your wallet...
I heard: Mayans in your pocket, my number's in your wallet...

That one plagued me forever.

Angelspit- Cut Sick

He sang: Cut sick, (a clean line), harlot, (chest down), splicing...
I heard: Cut sick, (a clean line), harlot (chest gel), splicing...

Alternate versions include 'chest hair' and 'chest him'.

Social Distortion- Machine Gun Blues

He sang: I left a pool of blood and sorrow, I got the machine gun blues...
I heard: I left a pool of blood and sago, I got the machine gun blues...

Me: A pool of *sago*? Why would you want to leave a pool of sago?
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