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Old 05-30-2011, 07:28 PM
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Not world peace and noble things like that but the stupid things you want!

I want;
A tank
A castle
Sharks!
A Lotus sports car
A galleon
A license to kill
A big garden full of bluebells and other flowers
Nun-chucks
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Old 05-30-2011, 07:32 PM
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Your love and I want your revenge.
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Old 05-30-2011, 07:36 PM
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^ You talking about me or is that a general thing?

I also want a coat of arms and have it on a big flag.
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^ I was being sarcastic.

I want a sequel to A Magical Roommate.
I want Life to be renewed for a third season.
I want Brian Jacques to be alive.
I want a third season of Absolute Power.
I want Lady Gaga to release an album full of good songs.
I want Angelspit and The Birthday Massacre to release some more videos, and maybe collaborate to make one.

Will that do?
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^ Thought it was an odd thing to want.

I want... Abu from Aladdin as a pet
and... a pet otter.
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Old 05-30-2011, 08:23 PM
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^ It's a quote from Lady Gaga's most famous song, 'Bad Romance'. I forgot that you don't know her music.
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I want a giant diamond-covered hollow lead sphere in which to live.
I want a large hollow transparent plastic sphere so I can run around like a hamster.
I would like a license to kill.
I want a copy of me that does whatever I want her to do.
I think I would like a microKORG like Dysnomia was talking about.
I want another cat.
I want to be grown up.

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I think I would like a microKORG like Dysnomia was talking about.
get one, they're awesome



i want 2 ddrum kits. one standard double bass kit and one like trevor friedrich's.
i want an rx7 for every generation.
i want a lotus espirit.
i want to win lotto on wednesday.
i want my own industrial band, the name shall remain secret for now.
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I want every single item from Lush, including Gorilla perfumes.
I want a new job that pays better and has less stress.
I want my ex husband to die in a fiery car crash, or of a massive heart attack. Or just realize he's not intelligent enough to be relied upon for shared custody.
I want Porky to shit or get off the pot. I'm 32 years old, I'm not waiting until I'm 52 to get married.
I want my Dad to get younger.
And if I can't actually have the big chest that normally accompanies gaining weight, I'd like to go back to my size 6. Thanks.
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Your love and I want your revenge.
You and me could write a bad romance
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You and me could write a bad romance
I knew someone would get that joke.
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I knew someone would get that joke.
Hey, i'm just not 'down' with you kids and your 'pop' music okay. Haha just teasing Spiral. I didn't have a clue though.
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sounds like lines from Music and Lyrics

figuring out you and me is like doing a love autopsy
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Alright! A list of ridiculous things I want!

I want my own MacBook that actually works.
I want to be able to perfectly tune my drums.
I want to punch Fred Phelps in the face.
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I think I would like a microKORG like Dysnomia was talking about.
I want a 3 pound gummy worm that doesn't have animal in it.
I want Dance Gavin Dance to bring Kurt Travis back.
I want my brother to move out.
I want it to be July already.
As embarrassing as it is, I want a girlfriend.
I want to move.

And most importantly, out of all of these, I really really really REALLY REALLY want a Twix bar. I'm really craving one right now, but I can't have one.
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I want to punch Fred Phelps in the face.
I move that we all help Dys do just that.
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