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Old 06-16-2008, 03:01 PM
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The principe is simple. You have just to put "If I was something, I would be..."

So, I will begin:

If I was an object, I would be : a bed
If I was a flower, I would be : an orchid
If I was a fruit, I would be : a pear
If I was a tree, I would be : a whining willow tree
If I was a noise, I would be : the sound of the rain on windows panes
If I was a smell, I would be : the wet earth after a rainy day
If I was a weapon, I would be : a Japanese sword
If I was a color, I would be : BLACK
If I was an animal, I would be : a cat
If I was a word, I would be : (Many words sound beautifull...) Maybe "Musique"
If I was a place, I would be : Montmartre
If I was a song, I would be : "Within me" ~ Lacuna Coil
If I was clothes, I would be : a corset
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Old 06-16-2008, 07:25 PM
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If I was an object, I would be : a pillow
If I was a flower, I would be : a rose
If I was a fruit, I would be : grapes
If I was a tree, I would be : um... an ancient one lol
If I was a noise, I would be : a chime
If I was a smell, I would be : leaves/forest
If I was a weapon, I would be : a kitchen knife
If I was a color, I would be : red
If I was an animal, I would be : crow
If I was a word, I would be : Yestereve
If I was a place, I would be : the secret garden, yes I know it's fictional
If I was a song, I would be : #1 Crush - Garbage
If I was clothes, I would be : a victorian dress
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Old 06-16-2008, 10:35 PM
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If I was an object, I would be: A book
If I was a flower, I would be: A carnation
If I was a fruit, I would be: An orange
If I was a noise, I would be: A pen scratching on paper.
If I was a smell, I would be: Fresh laundry
If I was a weapon, I would be: A dagger
If I was a color, I would be: Silver
If I was an animal, I would be: A cat
If I was a word, I would be: Knowledge
If I was a place, I would be: A library
If I was a song, I would be: Beautiful Disgrace, Orgy
If I was clothes, I would be: A cloak
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Old 06-16-2008, 10:48 PM
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If I was an object, I would be: a magic wand
If I was a flower, I would be: a black orchid
If I was a fruit, I would be: a strawberry
If I was a noise, I would be: a scream from an orgasm
If I was a smell, I would be: brownies just out of the oven
If I was a weapon, I would be: a fist
If I was a color, I would be: purple
If I was an insect, I would be: a praying mantis
If I was a word, I would be: lust
If I was a place, I would be: saturn
If I was a song, I would be: i'm not like everybody else - the kinks
If I was clothes, I would be: an Exeter DEADSY polo
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Old 06-16-2008, 10:49 PM
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If I was an object, I would be: a flute
If I was a flower, I would be: A purple orchid
If I was a fruit, I would be: An strawberry
If I was a noise, I would be: music
If I was a smell, I would be: fruit salad
If I was a weapon, I would be: a brain
If I was a color, I would be: electric blue
If I was an animal, I would be: A cat
If I was a word, I would be: creativity
If I was a place, I would be: a concert hall
If I was a song, I would be: Sound of Thunder by Duran Duran
If I was clothes, I would be: A cape
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Old 06-17-2008, 05:25 AM
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If I was an object, I would be : a sad-looking stuffed animal,or better said: an eeyore stuffed animal
If I was a flower, I would be : a rose
If I was a fruit, I would be : an apple
If I was a tree, I would be : a weeping willow
If I was a noise, I would be : a scream
If I was a smell, I would be : strawberry-ish
If I was a weapon, I would be : a knife
If I was a color, I would be : purple
If I was an animal, I would be : cat
If I was a word, I would be : dork
If I was a place, I would be : the end of the world,whereever that might be
If I was a song, I would be : xrayqueen by electric knife fight
If I was clothes, I would be : skeleton costume
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Old 06-17-2008, 07:14 AM
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If I was an object, I would be : A pen.

If I was a flower, I would be : An 'angels trumpet'.

If I was a fruit, I would be : A pomegranate.

If I was a tree, I would be : A snowy mespilus.

If I was a noise, I would be : The sound of pages turning.

If I was a smell, I would be : The smell of dry tea.

If I was a weapon, I would be : A rock.

If I was a color, I would be : Purple.

If I was an animal, I would be : A mouse.

If I was a word, I would be : 'Widdershins'.

If I was a place, I would be : Southwark, London.

If I was a song, I would be : 'Merciless Cult' - Dir en grey

If I was clothes, I would be : Doc Martens.
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:35 AM
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If I was an object, I would be : A pen, too

If I was a flower, I would be : a rose

If I was a fruit, I would be : A peach or a raspberry

If I was a tree, I would be : A maple tree

If I was a noise, I would be : The sound of a violin

If I was a smell, I would be : The smell of blood

If I was a weapon, I would be : A dagger

If I was a color, I would be : Violet

If I was an animal, I would be : A wolf

If I was a word, I would be : Memory

If I was a place, I would be : the bank of the "Rhein"...i sometimes go there with friends and it can be so beautiful there when the sun sets...

If I was a song, I would be : Remember me by TBM

If I was clothes, I would be : A weddig dress.
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Old 06-17-2008, 11:26 PM
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If I was an object, I would be : a blanket
If I was a flower, I would be : Rose
If I was a fruit, I would be : strawberry
If I was a tree, I would be : a magnolia tree
If I was a noise, I would be : wind blowing through trees
If I was a smell, I would be : smell of a forest
If I was a weapon, I would be : knife
If I was a color, I would be : Blue
If I was an animal, I would be : wolf
If I was a word, I would be : remember
If I was a place, I would be : Ireland.. or where my cottage is
If I was a song, I would be : To the Top of the world
If I was clothes, I would be : corset
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Old 06-21-2008, 07:02 AM
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If I was an object, I would be :my mobile
If I was a flower, I would be :a rose
If I was a fruit, I would be :a apple
If I was a tree, I would be :a palm
If I was a noise, I would be :my favorite music
If I was a smell, I would be :the smell of flowers
If I was a weapon, I would be :knife
If I was a color, I would be :black
If I was an animal, I would be :dog
If I was a word, I would be :tenderness
If I was a place, I would be :Hawaii
If I was a song, I would be :Blutengel-Verdammnis
If I was clothes, I would be :my TBM t-shirt
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Old 06-21-2008, 12:58 PM
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If I was an object, I would be: an ancient celtic lap harp
If I was a flower, I would be: amethyst orchid
If I was a fruit, I would be: Black Plum
If I was a noise, I would be: whispers
If I was a smell, I would be: Angel's Trumpets
If I was a weapon, I would be: time.
If I was a color, I would be: raven purple
If I was an animal, I would be: Raven
If I was a word, I would be: shadow
If I was a place, I would be: the universe
If I was a song, I would be: Nausicaa's Requiem from Kaze No Tani No Nausicaa
If I was clothes, I would be: a cloak made of raven feathers.
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:43 PM
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If I was an object, I would be : a book
If I was a flower, I would be : a peony
If I was a fruit, I would be : a grape
If I was a tree, I would be : a Chinese Elm
If I was a noise, I would be : laughter
If I was a smell, I would be : a carnival
If I was a weapon, I would be : an uzi
If I was a color, I would be : purple
If I was an animal, I would be : a turtle
If I was a word, I would be : "guts"
If I was a place, I would be : San Fransisco
If I was a song, I would be : "Becoming" - NIN
If I was clothes, I would be : a zip-up hoodie
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Old 06-23-2008, 03:18 PM
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If I was an object, I would be : a doll
If I was a flower, I would be : a heather
If I was a fruit, I would be : a grape
If I was a tree, I would be : a cherry blossom tree
If I was a noise, I would be : the sound of a dulcimer
If I was a smell, I would be : vanilla, baby powder, and cigarette smoke.
If I was a weapon, I would be : a box cutter
If I was a color, I would be : violet
If I was an animal, I would be : dwarf hamster
If I was a word, I would be : cunt
If I was a place, I would be : tokyo
If I was a song, I would be : seein red by unwritten law
If I was clothes, I would be : a frilly little girls dress
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:42 PM
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If I was an object, I would be : a coffee mug
If I was a flower, I would be : a lily
If I was a fruit, I would be : Kiwi
If I was a tree, I would be : an oak tree
If I was a noise, I would be : the sound of wind scattering leaves
If I was a smell, I would be : charlie pink body spray (red fruits, tangerine & vanilla)
If I was a weapon, I would be : a letter knife
If I was a color, I would be : pansy purple
If I was an animal, I would be : a guinea pig
If I was a word, I would be : bewilderment
If I was a place, I would be : mumbles beach
If I was a song, I would be : It Cant Rain All The Time by Jane Siberry
If I was clothes, I would be : soft flannel pyjama's
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Old 09-19-2008, 04:02 PM
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If I was an object, I would be : a candle
If I was a flower, I would be : an orchid
If I was a fruit, I would be : a pineapple
If I was a tree, I would be : a willow
If I was a noise, I would be : a cry of an eagle
If I was a smell, I would be : sandalwood
If I was a weapon, I would be : a sword
If I was a color, I would be : violet
If I was an animal, I would be : a seaeagle
If I was a word, I would be : goddess
If I was a place, I would be : a place of power (like Stonehenge)
If I was a song, I would be : "Souls"-Project Pitchfork
If I was clothes, I would be : don't know how to explain in englisch (...like a white fairy)[/B]
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