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Old 09-19-2008, 06:02 PM
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If I was an object, I would be : a photo
If I was a flower, I would be : a black tulip
If I was a fruit, I would be : a cherry
If I was a tree, I would be : a weeping willow
If I was a noise, I would be : the swooshing of trees in the wind
If I was a smell, I would be : lilac
If I was a weapon, I would be : a sword
If I was a color, I would be : black (though it's no color actually...)
If I was an animal, I would be :a cat
If I was a word, I would be : "but"
If I was a place, I would be : a desert
If I was a song, I would be : a song that hasn't been written yet
If I was clothes, I would be : a cape
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:43 PM
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If I was an object, I would be: a stuffed animal.
If I was a flower, I would be: a red rose.
If I was a fruit , I would be: an apple.
If I was a tree, I would be: a willow tree.
If I was a noise, I would be: the sound of the wind.
If I was a smell, I would be: the smell of the earth after it rains.
If I was a weapon, I would be: a saber.
If I was a color, I would be: black.
If I was an animal, I would be: a cat.
If I was a word, I would be: misanthropic.
If I was a place, I would be: some type of forest.
If I was a song, I would be: Underjoyed by Jack off Jill.
If I was clothes, I would be: a corset.
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Old 05-16-2012, 04:24 PM
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If I was an object, I would be : Shiny?
If I was a flower, I would be : Bluebells
If I was a fruit, I would be : Tasty
If I was a tree, I would be : IMPERIOUS!
If I was a noise, I would be : Out of tune
If I was a smell, I would be : A freshly lit match
If I was a weapon, I would be : My right fist
If I was a colour, I would be : This
If I was an animal, I would be : A shark Spider-shark
If I was a word, I would be : Written in the stars
If I was a place, I would be : Here
If I was a song, I would be :
If I were clothes, I would be : A bra

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Old 05-16-2012, 06:16 PM
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If I was an object, I would be : A baseball bat.
If I was a flower, I would be : An orange blossom
If I was a fruit, I would be : An orange.
If I was a tree, I would be : A bonsai
If I was a noise, I would be : The sound of a heart breaking
If I was a smell, I would be : The smell of blood
If I was a weapon, I would be : A ring blade
If I was a color, I would be : LIME MUTHAFUCKIN' GREEN.

If I was an animal, I would be : A scorpion
If I was a word, I would be : Blamo.
If I was a place, I would be : Tokyo.
If I was a song, I would be : "Military Fashion Show" And One
If I was clothes, I would be : A pair of jeans.
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Old 05-16-2012, 07:23 PM
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If I were an object, I would be : an iPod
If I were a flower, I would be : a Singapore Orchid
If I were a fruit, I would be : a nectarine
If I were a tree, I would be : a Himalayan Birch Tree
If I were a noise, I would be : the sound of waves breaking
If I were a smell, I would be : Pure Poison by Dior
If I were a weapon, I would be : a mace
If I were a color, I would be : Indigo
If I were an animal, I would be : a Scimitar-Horned Oryx

If I were a word, I would be : Just
If I were a place, I would be : the Camellia Gardens at Yowie Bay
If I were a song, I would be : The Crystalline Effect- Right
If I were clothes, I would be :A jacket
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Old 05-16-2012, 07:38 PM
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If I was an object, I would be: Sumptuous Lalique glass.
If I was a flower, I would be: A white arum lily
If I was a fruit, I would be: A plum
If I was a tree, I would be: Cherry Blossom
If I was a noise, I would be: The sound of one hand clapping

If I was a smell, I would be: Deep, exotic perfume that's just a little too strong
If I was a weapon, I would be: "The Most Powerful Weapon On earth Is The Human Soul On Fire"
If I was a colour, I would be: Lilac
If I was an animal, I would be: A black cat
If I was a word, I would be: Efflorescence
If I was a place, I would be: Opulent. (lol. or a Seraglio ~ An Oriental Harem!)
If I was a song, I would be: Heartbreaking
If I was clothes, I would be: A silk chiffon scarf, heavily beaded
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Old 05-16-2012, 11:18 PM
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If I was an object, I would be: A violin
If I was a flower, I would be: A snapdragon
If I was a fruit, I would be: A pomegranate
If I was a tree, I would be: A weeping willow
If I was a noise, I would be: Silence
If I was a smell, I would be: Excite (the AXE scent)
If I was a weapon, I would be: A glaive
If I was a colour, I would be: Purple
If I was an animal, I would be: A Changeling
If I was a word, I would be: Grá
If I was a place, I would be: A quiet town
If I was a song, I would be: Meditation by Tchaikovsky
If I was clothes, I would be:toe socks! ^.^
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Old 05-16-2012, 11:26 PM
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If I was an object, I would be: a television
If I was a flower, I would be: a bluebell
If I was a fruit, I would be: a peach
If I was a tree, I would be: a cherry tree or lemon tree
If I was a noise, I would be: a whisper
If I was a smell, I would be: Light Blue from Dolce and Gabbana
If I was a weapon, I would be: a scythe (specifically Buffy's scythe )
If I was a colour, I would be: lavender
If I was an animal, I would be: a cat, duh
If I was a word, I would be: crazy
If I was a place, I would be: London
If I was a song, I would be: To Die For
If I was clothes, I would be: stockings
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Old 05-16-2012, 11:42 PM
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If I were an object, I would be : a chair
If I were a flower, I would be : a sunflower
If I were a fruit, I would be : a lemon
If I were a tree, I would be : a palmetto
If I were a noise, I would be : train doors opening and closing
If I were a smell, I would be : freshly made coffee
If I were a weapon, I would be : a butterfly knife
If I were a color, I would be : grey
If I were an animal, I would be : an alligator
If I were a word, I would be : skippy
If I were a place, I would be : a lake shore
If I were a song, I would be : Cake - Long Line of Cars
If I were clothes, I would be : a comfortable well-worn t-shirt
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Old 06-25-2012, 04:38 PM
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If I were an object, I would be : THIS! (I actually own this, the picture isn't mine but I have had this same toy since I was about 5 or 6. It's literally one of my favorite objects in the world cause it makes a sparkly noise when you open it.

If I were a flower, I would be : A Lilly of the Valley. A lot like a bluebell, just a little...milkier.

If I were a fruit, I would be : an apple!

If I were a tree, I would be : Hopefully this one.

If I were a noise, I would be : probably something more obnoxious than is flattering.

If I were a smell, I would be : Vanilla

If I were a weapon, I would be : A HUUUUUGE hammer.

If I were a color, I would be : something very pale, or a very vivid crimson red.

If I were an animal, I would be : (●`・(エ)・´●) a bear of course!

If I were a word, I would be : Frail.

If I were a place, I would be : a forest.
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Old 06-25-2012, 05:55 PM
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Love the idea, but this is gonna involve a lot of thinking.

If I were an object, I would be : a lightswitch, cause I like to keep things clear or hide things in the dark.

If I were a flower, I would be : this flower, cause I think I'm a person with his own character and personality, though not many know me or know my name.

If I were a fruit, I would be : the most refreshing cherry

If I were a tree, I would be : a desert rose tree, cause I try to stay obtimistic under most circumstances.

If I were a noise, I would be : the sound of a pin dropping

If I were a smell, I would be : almond or cinnamon.

If I were a weapon, I would be : this

If I were a color, I would be : Yellow (but not totally I hope, maybe combined with black)

If I were an animal, I would be : an owl

If I were a word, I would be : undiluted

If I were a place, I would be : a undiscovered meadow between the woods

If I were a song, I would be : The last song the traditional composers had in mind but never started before the died.

If I were clothes, I would be : a toxic green large boot
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Old 06-27-2012, 04:53 AM
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If I was an object, I would be : a inflatable dancing guy thing..
If I was a flower, I would be : a rose
If I was a fruit, I would be : a Cherry
If I was a tree, I would be : Pine Tree
If I was a noise, I would be : Sounds of the essence of fall
If I was a smell, I would be : Mint
If I was a weapon, I would be : Katana
If I was a color, I would be : violet
If I was an animal, I would be : a Jaguar
If I was a word, I would be : Free Spirited
If I was a place, I would be : Rain forest
If I was a song, I would be : "Em More"-Yuki Kajiura
If I was clothes, I would be : plaid purple pleated skirt
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Old 10-28-2012, 10:20 PM
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If I was an object, I would be : hula hoop
If I was a flower, I would be : lily
If I was a fruit, I would be : a Raspberry of corpse
If I was a tree, I would be : a cherryblossom tree
If I was a noise, I would be : static
If I was a smell, I would be : Almonds
(hehehe)
If I was a weapon, I would be : dagger or a pair of scissors
If I was a color, I would be :
Purple
If I was an animal, I would be : a turtle
If I was a word, I would be : non sequitur
If I was a place, I would be : a dark stormy night
If I was a song, I would be : Star, No, Star -Jack off Jill

If I was clothes, I would be : lace tights
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