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Old 05-08-2011, 09:36 PM
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Despite all of the cat violence and abuse, I find them to be hilarious... this one especially.
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:41 PM
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The other threads!

What are you doing right now?
I love...
What was awesome about today?
What did you just buy?
What are you grateful for?
What are you wearing?
I miss...
What are you going to do today?
What do you want for xmas?
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Oh bod...you and mothers.
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Old 05-13-2011, 10:02 AM
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Oh bod...you and mothers.
^Those are the threads I was going to reply with 'Your momma!'

Today I had to break down a door in work with a shoulder charge!
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:08 PM
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My friend gave me one of the most hilarious kids' books I've ever read for my birthday. It's called 'All My Friends Are Dead'.
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^ I just googled a few pages of that, and the pages I saw were AWESOME. That made me laugh too.
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^ I just googled a few pages of that, and the pages I saw were AWESOME. That made me laugh too.
Everyone I've shown it to has laughed. I think it's awesome as fuck. You should get it, it's lulzy as hell.
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I am sick of this 'don't be mean to the younger students!' shit. I have a valid complaint: the Year Eights made a ton of clay doves, and probably over half of them are biologically invalid in some way. I don't give a fuck if they're young; if you're going to do it, do it right. I can accept that there was probably a valid reason for making them without legs, but their wings were horrific- too long, too short, placed in such a way that they'd be impossible to fly with, you get the idea. I will complain about this, because youth is no excuse for inadequacy.

Fuck's sake, people.



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Old 05-17-2011, 11:37 AM
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It's raining today, and on my way to a presentation for class I slipped and ate it going up the stairs. I didn't get hurt, but my nice shirt got all dirty.
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:31 PM
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On the bus on my way to school, I passed a sign on a building that read 'For lease, Virgin'. No clue either.
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An article someone on the internet wrote where he analyzed the meanings of Emmure songs. Even if you don't know who Emmure is, it's still pretty damn funny. Link, if you actually give a shit.
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I was laughing today AT MY OWN LAUGH!! What a dick!! Good to hear Kelly laughing so much though!
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My best friend and I played 'find the bad stories' in the sci-fi/fantasy section in the nearest bookshop. We found one novel with a blurb that reduced us both to hysterical laughter with the first line. Said blurb was the basic 'immortal figure, could have anyone he wants, but falls for lone, ordinary woman.' Made hilarious by just one line.

That line? 'He is Arion, King of the Unicorns'.
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Lady Gaga's song 'Government Hooker' has the word fuck censored in the last bit. The thing is, you can still make out the words. I'm probably in the minority here, but I find badly-done censorship to be hilarious.
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