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Old 05-06-2019, 09:10 AM
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Soooooooooooooooooo! I got dragged to a bachelorette party last Saturday. It was pretty tame from what I had imagined. It honestly felt more like any other ordinary family gathering except with dick-shaped food/straw/Gulp-style cup things around and 2 blow-up dolls. God, even typing it sounds weird. Now imagine being around family with that sort of stuff. To me, personally, I don't think a party like that should be with family. Sitting at a table, with your own family sitting ACROSS from you and having a paper cup with a dick straw and a dick pretzel on a's like no thanks.

Now, had there not be family members present and I didn't live with my mom, I would have taken those 2 straws home. Why? Because. They. Were. PURPLE and BLACK! :D

But anyway, I mostly kept to myself. I occasionally looked at people but spent 2 hours just staring at my nails. If only I painted them and added glitter, I would have been somewhat entertained They played a few games and made obscene gestures and comments (some made me laugh and some made me wish the ground beneath me opened up and I just fell in). Other than that, it was just okay. I honestly wished I stayed home instead. I would have accomplished more and had loads of fun (like doing my usual sweeping of the floors, washing the dishes, putting them away once they've dried to new things I'm doing like dancing like Missy from Bring It On, twirling around like I'm in some ballroom, air-guitaring, air-drumming and lip-syncing ) But at least now I can say that I actually intended a bachelorette party so that's cool, I guess?

In the end, even if I didn't enjoy 99% of Saturday, at least I treated myself with 2 online purchases yesterday morning!
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Old 05-14-2019, 01:19 AM
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I can't decide if today is amazing or horrible.

Nobody can see us in this midnight mist
So let me kiss those poisoned lips
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