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Old 02-22-2011, 01:19 PM
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Old 02-23-2011, 01:46 AM
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Dear House Captains at my school:

Guys, stop angsting over me writing on your posters. Here's the thing:

1. I have no house spirit.
2. Or shame when it comes to this.
3. You really should have expected that this would happen.
4. If you're going to put them up, spell them correctly.
5. And punctuate them.
5. You really should have expected that this would happen.
6. I'm an equal opportunity bitch. I write on everyone's posters.
7. You really should have expected that this would happen.
8. Nobody's going to care after next Monday.

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Old 02-23-2011, 12:02 PM
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^I have no idea what you're talking about but I think it's funny.
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Old 02-23-2011, 01:15 PM
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Dear W

You may think you're training us to avoid mistakes, but in reality all you have tought me is to doubt my professional judgement.
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Old 02-23-2011, 02:05 PM
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dear week,

stop sucking.


dear everyone i ever meet,

stop being a douche.
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:08 PM
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^I have no idea what you're talking about but I think it's funny.
Our school swimming carnival's tomorrow. Some of the house captains had the bright idea to put up posters with 'inspiring' slogans. Since, however, they didn't bother to spell or punctuate them correctly, I took exception to this and started correcting the spelling and punctuation, along with writing little comments on the posters. The captains took exception to that and started taking the posters down or writing their own messages. They're a bunch of idiots.
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Old 02-24-2011, 02:12 AM
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^I like you.
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Old 02-24-2011, 02:39 AM
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^ *smiles*

It got worse. Another house put up posters with the slogan, 'When we swim so fast, everyone else gonna trip' [sic]. I wasn't amused. I mean, seriously, bad hip hop slang? And you can't trip in water, morons! I did point this out, though I'll have to wait until tomorrow to see the results.
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Old 02-25-2011, 06:29 PM
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Dear ZooG:

Dude, I love you, but you keep making this mistake, and it's both utterly cringe-worthy and hilariously inadequate:

'Vicious' and 'viscous' are not the same word. They really aren't. They do not mean the same thing.

Vicious: Pertaining to vice; characterised by immorality or depravity; Evil, immoral or depraved; Violent, destructive and cruel; Savage and aggressive.

Viscous: Having a thick, sticky consistency between solid and liquid; Of or pertaining to viscosity.

Therefore, when you miswrite the 'Devilicious' lyrics as 'my hands are heading south, getting viscous', I start wondering when you last saw a doctor.

And when you write 'samplers tortured with viscous guitars and corruptive beats' on Angelspit's Twitter, I start thinking that you need to get better guitars.

Seriously.

Yours sincerely,
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Old 02-25-2011, 09:24 PM
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dear week,

stop sucking.


dear everyone i ever meet,

stop being a douche.
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Old 02-26-2011, 02:49 PM
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Dear ME-

Waiting until Saturday to drink is ALWAYS a good idea.
After a strenuous 5 long days of working, treat Friday night like the END of the work week, rather than the START of the weekend.
K? Your Saturdays and Sundays will be a lot more enjoyable

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Old 03-11-2011, 12:10 AM
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Dear Mum and Dad:

For the love of God, stop fighting. Get the fuck over it. I am SO FUCKING SICK of your arguing.

You hear me?

Love, the only daughter you've got who actually gives a fuck about you
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Old 03-12-2011, 12:55 PM
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dear people who are supposed to be my friends,

start acting like my friends, and if you don't want to then stop calling me your friend.

dear self,

stop this sleep strike and get your shit together, woman. of course you're going to be insanely pissed and depressed when you havent slept in 36 hours.
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Old 03-12-2011, 07:20 PM
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Dear Piers,

OK, I knew you were a bit of a twat, but that... "body part" photo on facebook needs to be deleted NOW. That's fucking VILE and beyond a joke. NOBODY wants to see photos of your... anatomy you literally disgust me.

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Old 03-13-2011, 05:09 AM
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To my sister:

You seem to be under the delusion that I actually like you and want to spend time with you. Please correct this before I go insane and start screaming.

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