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Old 06-11-2017, 05:34 PM
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^ ewwwwwww!

Yesterday, my mom kept dropping things and she broke a glass. I made fun of her but then she made fun of me (saying "For making fun of me, you're going to drop something!") .

Then today, she told me to help her put the corner of the rug under my bed and when she bent down, she passed some gas and it smelled and I fucking bolted outside. It was pretty bad..... I had a pretty good week. It was fun
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Old 06-11-2017, 08:57 PM
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we got to release a litter of kittens in to a bigger space today, and they were
L I T (as the kids say), lots of playing and jumping and adorable kitten behavior
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Old 06-13-2017, 08:30 AM
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I actually laughed for no real reason today. Just laughed - Must have needed it.
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Old 06-14-2017, 11:07 PM
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my cat threw up in my room (not funny, poor baby), but my housemate heard and came in, asks "oh man, you need any help?" me: "suuuure" housemate: "well ask somebody else! byeeee"

i think that was his dig back at me for laughing at how incredibly sunburnt he got today.
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Old 06-15-2017, 12:03 AM
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Friday The 13th Part III finally watching this!
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Old 06-15-2017, 03:28 AM
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I just realized that I'm most likely going to annoy the fuck out of my sister on my facebook page Because I'm going to be posting a bunch (and I mean, a bunch!) of Chelsea Wolfe related stuff on my timeline. And now even more because there's new stuff coming out by her and I'm going to her concert in 3 months!

This is going to be fun!!!! I get to annoy her now >:D
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Old 06-22-2017, 07:47 PM
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Old 06-22-2017, 08:21 PM
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How utterly absurd today is! I thought it would be this perfect, lovelyyyyyyyyy day but it's just fucking not!
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Friend: *been playing Borderlands: TPS for the first time*
Me: *makes a comment about Aurelia*
Friend: Oh. I don't think I've seen her yet.
Me: She's a playable character, not an NPC.
Me: She relies on cryo. Her special ability is even cryo.
Me: And she's a stone cold bitch so she literally is and will make you cryo.
Me: Okay that was terrible. I'll show myself out now.

I think I've come down from an anxiety attack straight in to mild delirium.
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Old 08-18-2017, 11:29 PM
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This Friday the 13th movie I'm watching
funny how all these older classic horror films make me laugh xD
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Just me and my mom poking fun at my cousin's (and also at me but it's all for the sake of fun, even I'm making fun of myself!). This is kinda why I wanted to come home (and also because of Netflix but I'll do that tomorrow-too tired to focus on anything) so that we could make fun of them and at me

We don't do it out of meanness! We're not like that. We just.......they kinda deserve it because they boast about having a big ass house and a lot of money and family trips and whathaveyou. But they never really reached out to us in the course of 20 years. And I'm 26. So *shrugs* yeah, they kinda deserve it a little!
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My mom found an underwear at the foot of my bed (on the floor). Told her it wasn't mine then she told me to throw it in the dirty clothes.

About 10 minutes later, I thanked her for not being one of those mom's that freak out over that kind of stuff (on the floor and clearly not belonging to me!). "I still have my doubts!" she joked. "I don't know who you sneak in at 3am and then send off in a hurry!". I then remembered that I threw them on the floor while putting my clothes away. But instead of saying that, I just said that I threw them on the floor. My mom just went, "Well, of course you took them off of her and then threw it on the floor!". A bit later, she found another pair of underwear on the couch. She held it up to me and asked, "And who do these belong to?!" I just said, "Oh, I sleep with so many women that I really can't give you a name!"

Oh, if only all this was true! It's what I think about every night (never telling her this obviously) I'm happy that I can joke around like this with my mom and my mom being brave enough to joke back! Especially with a topic like this. And involving women. I think she's finally come to terms with it :')
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Technically last night, but the Overwatch memes that BlindMag and I were sharing
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American Horror Story: Cult which seems weird with how fucked up it can be but there sure are parts that I can't help but to laugh xD
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