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Old 04-24-2017, 11:40 AM
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Granted but it's not in a very good neighborhood

I wish I could get a good gaming computer
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Old 04-24-2017, 05:00 PM
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Granted but it can only play simple games like Solitaire

I wish it wasn't gonna rain all week
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Old 05-03-2017, 02:04 PM
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Granted, instead its now going to hail all week.

I wish coffee could never ever run cold and stays nice and fresh even hours after making it
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Old 05-03-2017, 05:01 PM
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Granted but it will evaporate

I wish I could eat and drink whatever I want and lose weight from it!
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Granted and you will look skinny and perfect. But you'll feel bloated. All the time and nothing will help D: Oh, the horror~!!!!!!!! Dx



I wish I could buy something and never feel guilty about the purchase!
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Old 05-10-2017, 09:07 PM
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Granted, but without guilt to keep your spending in check, you are now homeless.

I wish I was able to look up stock prices a year in advance.
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Granted, but in doing so you jinx them and make them too expensive for you to buy.

I wish I had perfect teeth.
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Old 08-24-2017, 04:58 PM
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Granted, but they're all shark-like fangs. (No vampire teeth for you either! )

I wish I could just be in a job right now and have money.
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Old 08-24-2017, 10:36 PM
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Granted but you have to overwork and have hardly no free time

I wish I could have an unlimited supply to freshly cooked Chinese food!
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Old 08-29-2017, 10:00 PM
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Granted but you get permanent diarrhea.

I wish I had a dog
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Old 09-02-2017, 10:40 PM
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Granted but it's not a breed you really like

I wish I wouldn't get screen tearing anymore (not sure how to fix it or if I even can -.-)
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