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Old 12-05-2012, 12:51 PM
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Exclamation That awkward moment when...

Post all your awkward experiences here! It can be stories, images, gifs, anything! These things are always good for a laugh, which I could definitely use right now.

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That awkward moment when:

you have a hard time changing out of your jeans because your calves are too big. #runnerproblems

you start laughing in the middle of a huge lecture hall and everyone looks at you.

and this:


What was awkward about your day?
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:10 PM
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A pregnant woman falls over and you have no fucking idea what to do.

Actually, it was really fucking scary. I was ten seconds away from calling an ambulance.
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:16 PM
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That awkward moment when everyone is serious and you start laughing because you're nervous. But they look at you like you just farted.
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When your aunt makes a comment about how your ass and boobs look great in the sweater you're wearing and your mother joins in.

When your own mother tells you to watch at least one "adult" movie just so you can see the impossible camera angles and positions they get in.

When you're watching "The Addams Family Values" with your mother and she sees Christine Barinski, then says how she never ages and that she would do her if she was a lesbian.

When you're watching Dark Shadows (the movie) with your mother and, during the Barnalique scene, she says, "Oh come on, you know you would love to do that! Just once, just to try it. It'd be fun!"

Since I turned 18, my mom no longer censors herself. I had heard rumors, but I thought they were exaggerated. I'm sure I'll eventually get used to it, but it's soooooo weird hearing those kinds of things from your other mother, of all people.

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This thread is getting much weirder responses than I thought....

That awkward moment when you accidentally fart in the library and think no one heard it, but then realize that's only because you have headphones in.
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that akkward moment when you get really nice and romantic ways to propose someone and know you're not even close to ready for that and aren't even into a relation. I guess that's just what my brain comes up with. I should remember it in case I need it someday.
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how every awkward moment should end (ideally) -

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Old 12-06-2012, 12:40 PM
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That awkward moment you have a nightmare about Slenderman and your dream ends with it going static, and you wake up to your wife leaning in for a good morning kiss, and you push her face back in fear.

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To the first one, I totally didn't see that before I read the text under it!
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HAHAHAHA

Aww, what a great thread. Such awkward BEAUTY.
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That awkward moment when you're the only humanities major surrounded by biochem and pre-med people.
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You drop in on an awkward conversation.

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oh god I'd hate that! Though I have no ex-boyfriend... does ex-girlfriend go for the same? xD
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