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Old 09-29-2016, 08:15 PM
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One of your co-workers asks you if you know anyone who gives good blowjobs for a friend of theirs for their Halloween party...
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Weird moment when you JUST realize you have cuts on your knuckles but you can't remember how the fuck they got there.
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Old 11-30-2016, 01:31 AM
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you accidently copy and paste something to someone you weren't planning to share
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You're watching a sopa opera and being the total lesbian that you are, you start looking for lesbian subtext in EVERYTHING (it comes naturally when you're gay-it's a thing ) and you happen to be watching a sopa opera.

You see two sexy ladies sitting together. They don't look alike. At all. They're probably in their mid-twenties. You think to yourself, "It's her best friend. The way she's looking at her, she's about to confess her love and then they'll kiss passionately and knock down the walls of heterosexuality and make fucking history and pave the way for more lesbian Spanish soap operas with that one declaration of love and that kiss!!!!" and then......One of them utters the agonizing "mother", "sister", "aunt" or "daughter".

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! They look nothing alike! They both seriously look like they're very close to eachother's age. No Botox or anything done. All natural. Clothes are appropriate (most of the time to be honest-other times, they might as well show their nipples for God's sake. Fucking nothing left to the imagination).

Awkward. As. Fuck. That's why I refuse to watch these shows.
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Old 12-26-2016, 04:41 AM
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When your cousin makes a joke and your sister laughs about it.

I just want to scream at my cousin that she isn't charming. Shes trying too hard. She's not fucking cute. Her jokes fall flat. She doesn't deserve the name Sabrina. It's a witchy name. My best friend deserves that name! And even she agrees and thinks it's fitting.

My cousin doesn't deserve to drink. She just started college and turned 18 over the summer. Bitch HAS no business drinking. She really doesn't really know the feeling of stress. I do. I should have been drunk on Halloween. I should have been drunk on Thanksgiving.

My sister should have fucking invited me to be drinking with her on Christmas. For all the shit we went through (fighting and ignoring) this month. :/ But did she? Nope! She invited my cousin. Her mom lets her drink apparently.

Because of that shit, I didn't really drink. I couldn't and honestly didn't want to. I did do one shot but only because my sis offered. After that, she forgot about me.

However~!!!!!! There's still a chance! New Years! :3 And I'm going to invite myself and get MYSELF drunk. How's that for a nice twist? ❤ Take that Sabrina! Bitch! Fucking fuck you. I'm buying my own drinks and you're not going to touch them OR take them home. I won't let you. Want them? Go get your fucking own! Get your mother or my sister to get them for you. Those drinks are mine, bitch. Back off and fuck off!!!! :/
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When you're staring at your laptop thinking, there's like at least 10 things I could do right now, but instead I choose to be bored.
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When you're staring at your laptop thinking, there's like at least 10 things I could do right now, but instead I choose to be bored.
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You ask a Facebook group to basically add you as a friend because you need and want (mostly need!) lesbian friends but instead of getting a nice flow of friend requests....you get fucking comments on the post. No requests. From any women. Just COMMENTS!

What. The. Fuck!!!!!!! I'll ask another damn group then. -.-
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You're petting your cat and you accidentally touch his balls.... o.o
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Old 01-28-2017, 12:53 AM
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Omg, what if my mom was sleeping next to me (while we stay at my cousin's house, we have to share a bed-i hate it! :/) when i smiled and murmured in my "half asleep/half awake" state, earlier this morning?!? Omg, fucking awkward!!!!!

I still don't know what it was that I murmured.....
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someone randomly messages you about something you didn't ever talk to them about...something you've kept on the DL
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You're explaining to your brother and mom your Paypal purchases as they're going through it.......

It's just music! And friends sent me money to buy merch for TBM. So fucking what?!? It's not like I'm buying lingerie or anything (note to self: Do not buy lingerie in the future with Paypal!)! It's a fucking miracle they didn't freak out when I said I was buying stockings from a site called Sock Dreams.
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