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Old 03-15-2014, 02:06 AM
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Our power's been out since 10 this morning. The electric company came and said some wire in PVC pipe had burned through and was scorching the dirt outside in our front yard. Apparently 16 other houses were affected also. They're out fixing it right now and had to turn the power off on one of those big poles. 3 blocks of houses are now without power cause of us I told my mom we should send apology notes.
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Old 03-17-2014, 11:00 PM
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Old 03-18-2014, 12:41 AM
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Old 03-18-2014, 09:18 AM
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All the jokes me and my friend made while watching Gladiators.
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Old 03-20-2014, 08:24 PM
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Old 03-21-2014, 06:00 AM
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I accidentally clotheslined my friend's two year old kid.
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Old 04-02-2014, 08:08 PM
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alvaro, bahah.
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My step-dad bought two big bottles of wine for me, my mom, and my cousin, and he had a lot of beers and a glass of Lord Calvert. I laughed more tonight than I have in a long time, at a lot of different things. xD

Though definitely the best was when my mom was talking about Zachary Quinto's boyfriend in the first season of American Horror Story getting a red-hot poker shoved up his behind, then my cousin decided that was the time to ask my step-dad if he had any plumbing pipe. xD My mom and I DIED.
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MST3K'ing Gladiators with my friend. So much unintentional homoeroticism...
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Captain America 2.
Some scenes made me laugh, good times.
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tehehe (giggle) Good times.
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My nephew asked if my sister was in fact my sister O.o
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Female anatomy: Bleeds once a month on a schedule and doesn't die. It stretches to 50x it's normal size, pushes a living thing out of it, then returns to normal size about 6 weeks later. It's a though cookie.

Male anatomy: Hides inside of the body when cold (Yeah it's scared of the cold), renders a man useless if tapped slightly hard. Imagine if it were to stretch to 50x it's size, it would not return to normal ever and look like an empty fire hose. If it were to ever bleed then holy crap, there wouldn't be a hospital close enough to make us feel okay about it.
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^ha! T'is amusing.

Laughing at crazy cat videos on youtube,
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