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Old 03-26-2010, 01:27 PM
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Old 03-28-2010, 09:57 PM
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As we were driving through Chicago, we saw this restaurant...
"Church's Chicken! It's holy delicious!"
"No, actually it's god awful,"
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"You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed."

"And now, I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent."

Jennifer's Body (aka, BEST HORROR/COMEDY EVER!!! ^^)
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Old 04-04-2010, 03:46 PM
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Dick Valentine: You must be a grad student.

Me: Yes, I am, but why do you say that?

Dick Valentine: Because you're sensible.
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:32 PM
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Old 04-11-2010, 10:54 PM
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Old 06-03-2010, 12:58 AM
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"Bovine!"
Helena Bonham Carter when asked about talking in her sleep.

"Being normal is vastly overrated!"
Agatha Cromwell from Halloweentown, which are still the ultimate halloween movies. Well, 1&2 anyways.

"One person's craziness is another person's reality."
Tim Burton

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable. But that, my dear children, is called 'cannibalism' and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies."
Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I still say this was a little HINT HINT towards Sweeney Todd since it was even Johnny that said it! I would say the movie also has both Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett but they're both in the vast majority of Tim's movies. One's his gf and the mother to his kids and the other is his best friend and the godfather to his son. heehee I feel so smart.
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:37 PM
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Here are some I've come up with:

"My new boyfriend is music. And I know he’s one true one who won’t ever hurt me."

This next quote is meant for the guys I know in real life. This quote does not apply to the people on here, because I love you all!

"Boys are like the weather. You can't trust either not to ruin your day."

My friend has a shirt and it says "(Just?) Be yourself. Because no one else wants to."

Jenni: I'm a hot air balloon!

This next quote refers to a teacher pretty much everyone hates at school called Dr. Horton.
Jenni: Horton Hears a Who University at Harvard!

Jenni: 12x zoom= full blast!

Jenni: Look at that tree!
Me: Yeah, Adam Lambert must have come by!
Jenni: Yeah, that tree is smoking hot!

This was from a movie:
Student: No, you're not gonna hit me.
Teacher: No, you're not gonna hit me, sir.

Me: I don't know if the air mattress wants the bed and/or the couch!
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"I was reading everything under the sun from music history to feminist literature to Shakespeare, which is why I'm not a complete idiot at this time."

"Thank you from the bottom of the hole in my chest where my heart used to be."

"It's like metal, about the apocalypse and hell and the end of the world, whatever. Mine isn't quite that dark...well yeah it is, it's about suicide...I guess it is pretty nasty... umm what was the question?"

All from the brilliant Emilie Autumn!
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"People say, `You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It's sort of like natural liposuction. I'd carry on breast-feeding for the rest of my life if I could."
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Old 06-05-2010, 06:29 PM
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