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Old 09-06-2010, 10:46 PM
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Dear Chad of Nickelback-

You sold out more than I thought was possible. What the hell happened to you, man?

PS: This is in reference to that Pornstar Dancing video. I chuckled pretty hard when I saw you but now I'm looking at it in a more serious manner. I'm still scratching my head with a confused look on my face. The LEFT side, by the way.

PSS: That last part can be looked at as either a meaningless detail or a very important thing. Or nothing at all. It's up to you!

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Old 09-09-2010, 08:33 AM
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Dear Justin Bieber fangirls:

I'm going to explain this to you nice and clearly, so you'll get the point.

OK. The section for Crossovers on ff.net? That's for crossover fanfics. It's for fics where characters from one series interact with characters from another.
Simple, right?

IT IS NOT A DUMPING GROUND FOR YOUR REAL PERSON FICS.

Seriously. If I had a dollar for every 'Justin Bieber goes to my school and meets me' fic there, I'd be able to buy some more books.

Start a LiveJournal community. Make a website. I don't care what you do with your RPF- just leave it out of the crossover section.

Oh, and that goes for the All Time Low writers, too.
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Old 09-11-2010, 10:28 PM
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Dear girls-

For fuck's sake, if u DON'T wanna have sex, then DON'T. It's only if/when you really DO want to that you should question it.

PS: This is common sense to me but I know it might not be to the young ones.

PSS: Toys, toys, TOYS! Have fun with 'em. Lots and lots of fun.

PSSS: Pssst. UR3. Google it.

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Old 09-15-2010, 10:23 PM
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Dear computer:

If you continue to fuck me over, I will destroy you.

A

Dear self:

Calm the fuck down, you psychopath.
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Old 09-20-2010, 10:16 PM
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Dear Ex Boy,
I miss you and we haven't talked in ages. And I don't know if it's weird that we still have this long distance talking thing going on. I'm over it all, to be honest, but I miss you at the same time and I feel really pathetic for it. Do you miss me at all? It has been two months and you are on the other side of the world
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Old 09-21-2010, 05:33 PM
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Dear Ariana,

It's such a shame that you had to leave this world so tragically early. I can't believe you're gone. I miss our "dates," our times baking cupcakes, driving around your neighborhood in circles listening to music aimlessly, our funny moments. I hope you're happy, and won't have to deal with anymore jerks.

Ariana, hun, I love you so very much. All your friends and family do. I miss you a ton, too, and so do your friends and family.

I love you. We all love you.

Much love,

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Old 10-03-2010, 10:38 PM
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Dear anyone who can read-

You ever get the feeling that everything is revolving around yourself...like what you're thinking or feeling or saying. And it just gets to be so overwhelming and it just builds and builds and you just have to wait it out until it all goes away while you're getting synthetically blended in with it? Even if you don't want to believe it and you tell yourself it's all in your head, you can't help but feel that all the coincidences are adding up into some culmination of you subliminally controlling everything?

I HAVE!! Are you happy now, brain? Sad? Neutral? You think this is funny?? It's not!!!

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Old 10-12-2010, 07:34 PM
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dear body,
seriously?
sincerely,
your fucking boss!
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Old 10-13-2010, 08:54 PM
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Old 10-15-2010, 07:54 AM
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Cathartic or counter-productive....? I guess I'll have to find out...

Dear C,

I want you to know that I loved you more than I think anyone has ever loved another person. This might seem unrealistic but I think it may be true. I don't know who else would have put up with as much as I did from you. At the same time, there were a lot of good times that we had together... just hanging out and enjoying each other's company. I wish more than anything in the world that I could have removed the worst, darkest elements of your personality because then I know we could have worked things out and I am certain we would have been together always. I know you wouldn't have left me, but I had to leave you before it destroyed me. I feel sorry, because I know the bad parts of your personality were the result of your father. He is not a good man, but you didn't have to follow in his footsteps.

I think you should know that a part of me will always be in love with you and I honestly do not think I can love anyone as much or as deeply as I did you. We lived together for 4 years, and spent only a few handfuls of nights apart in that time, only when we really had to, and, God, I miss you so much. You were a best friend as well as a lover and it hurts like an integral part of me has been pulled out. This was my decision, and I KNOW it was for the best, but I can't help harbouring a little regret. I will always be here for you when you need me, but I hope that one day you will not need me at all because each time I hear your voice or read your words, I die a little bit inside. I tourture myself sometimes by listening to your songs or watching videos of you... I don't know why I do it, but, although it hurts, I like to see you.

I wish things could have been different.

Remember that time when you said I was yours? Well, I suppose I stiil am,

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Old 11-02-2010, 07:52 AM
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To my Biology teacher:

I like you a lot, but I have a bit of an issue with something:

I can't answer a question if you haven't taught me enough info.

Simple as that. The reason I didn't answer those questions was because I had honestly no idea what to put down.

Oh, and as for asking me how Darwin would have explained something- I'M NOT DARWIN. How the FUCK would I know how he would have done it? All we can make is educated guesses.
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Old 11-02-2010, 04:42 PM
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Dear S,
Cover up your lovebites. Or at least don't show them off and make it obvious. It's nothing to be proud of and just makes you look trashy.
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Old 11-05-2010, 04:10 AM
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I think the song "Always" speaks perfectly for a relationship between a friend of mine, who I'll call KG, that seemingly "fell apart" in the past year and a half.

Dear KG,
"You're not in my heart, I'm wearing you down, I'm back where I started, no turning around, you're falling apart, I'm tearing you down, it's not what I want, for always, in all ways."

I know you have a boyfriend now, and I know we tried going down that path at one point, but I miss you so bad it hurts. I was never happier than when I was hanging out with you, just doing whatever, even if it was finding a place to chill at and just talk, about whatever. Going to shows, the movies, Denny's, our favorite spot to just sit and bullshit at. What happened to us? Is your boyfriend another controlling monster? Does he view me as a threat? What can I change to make it go back to the way it was before? The last time you were in town with him, I saw you for 5 minutes, and that was that. Would I be disruptive to your relationship if I were to hang out with you guys? I wish I could tell you all of these things, you have no idea how bad it hurts inside and how much I just want to break down into tears. You were more than a best friend to me, you're like a sister and I love you like family. I miss you, more than you'll ever know.
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:44 PM
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Dear Hip-

Please say something...anything.

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Old 11-06-2010, 01:27 PM
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Dear Yeti,

I really fucking dislike you right now.

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