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Old 05-03-2017, 02:44 AM
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Dear brother,

Yes, I can't hold the mp3. Yes, I can't feed myself with an mp3. Yes, I can't touch the mp3. You're right in those observations. Good on you! Good of you to notice that!

But that doesn't mean it's still not important to me.
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Old 05-03-2017, 05:39 AM
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Dear brother,

Yes, I can't hold the mp3. Yes, I can't feed myself with an mp3. Yes, I can't touch the mp3. You're right in those observations. Good on you! Good of you to notice that!

But that doesn't mean it's still not important to me.
You can't feed yourself with vinyl either...unless you want to be poisoned. XD Sounds like your brother needs to learn how to privacy.

Also, that reminds me...I had a dream I ate one of my new shoes that a coworker gave me, like whole. Then I tried to throw it up shortly afterward after pretty much realising, 'oh yeah, shoes aren't digestible'. I didn't succeed, save for upchucking a tiny piece and was worried about having to have medical intervention. Can't remember what happened there.

Wtf brain.
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Old 05-10-2017, 12:55 PM
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To whoever hacked me,

Screw you, asshole -_-
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Old 05-10-2017, 11:53 PM
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Sounds like your brother needs to learn how to privacy.
Seriously!
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Old 08-18-2017, 05:04 AM
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Dear Mom,

Stop being creepy. Stop guilt tripping me. You're not a getaway anymore, thus why I don't come over. But talking to you about anything doesn't work. Even leaving you and not speaking to you for two whole years didn't fucking work.

Beth

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Dear Grandma,

Please see the above letter to my mother. Also stop being a general cow. I appreciate all you help me with. I do. But it's so fucking hard to make up for it when just being around you increases my anxiety.

Beth

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Dear Teeth,

STOP DOING ME A HURT

Beth, who is apparently a doggo meme now

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Dear Body,

STOP BEING STUPID AND REMEMBER HOW TO FUNCTION AGAIN

Or at the very least give me a way to know WHAT IS WRONG. I can't help if I don't know what's wrong.

Me~
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Old 08-18-2017, 12:31 PM
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Dear brain and heart,

I know you two like to disagree and clash but seriously heart, brain knows what's up so stop getting in the damn way.

P.S I guess I should also blame curiosity too though. -.-

- Dolly
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Old 08-18-2017, 09:57 PM
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Dear Universe,

Why do you hate me so goddamn much? What did I ever do to you?

A very pissed off and anxious Mag
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Old 08-18-2017, 11:34 PM
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Dear Comcast,

Thank you for getting our service back much faster than expected :D

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