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Old 04-21-2011, 06:11 PM
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Today in Trig, we were doing these extremely hard problems. After spending about 10 mins and a whole page on one problem, and still not being able to come up with the right answer, I sort of fell into a fit of hysteria and started laughing uncontrollably. My poor partner was just kind of looking at me like
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Old 04-21-2011, 07:04 PM
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Last night I was at an Imogen Heap concert. She was hilarious. Nearly every word out of her mouth made me laugh.
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Old 04-23-2011, 01:27 PM
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Old 04-24-2011, 07:52 PM
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I will forever love Cal Wilson for suggesting 'Sit on my FaceBook' as a name for a site that combines social networking and sex.
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Old 04-25-2011, 10:02 AM
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My 4 yr old cousins were hunting for easter eggs, and they were fighting over one. Eventually one gets the egg, and the other one screams "I'M NOT YOUR COUSIN ANYNMORE!" and storms off.
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Old 04-30-2011, 09:45 PM
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My brother cut his head on our coffee table, and the cut just happened to be in the almost exact same shape and spot on his forehead has Harry Potter's. So he spent the rest of the day saying "I FEEL VOLDEMORT! HE IS CLOSE!!" and clutching his forehead. It was quite a site.
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In the credits for an episode of Buffy someone had the surname Wanker
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:33 AM
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^Hahah! I never noticed that.

I was laying in bed holding my phone up while browsing the VP and I dropped it. It landed on my face. That's how hard I fail.

But it made me laugh.
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:51 AM
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^Hahah! I never noticed that.

I was laying in bed holding my phone up while browsing the VP and I dropped it. It landed on my face. That's how hard I fail.

But it made me laugh.
i have done this many, many times, and each time i'm like "why don't i learn?!"
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Old 05-05-2011, 08:34 PM
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^Hahah! I never noticed that.

I was laying in bed holding my phone up while browsing the VP and I dropped it. It landed on my face. That's how hard I fail.

But it made me laugh.
Reminds me of this time when I was playing on my DS and I fucked something up, so I turned it off and threw it onto the couch. It bounced back and landed in my lap. That's how I fail.
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This was a couple of days ago actually, but this facebook status cracked me up:
"Hey babe, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your facebook? Talk nerdy to me!!!!"
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I was sick on the floor near bus stop no kidding
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All the people responsible for the following names should be shot for the crime of child abuse.

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/1.html
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I was laughing at how our washing machine sounded like a drowning furby.... Hilarious at the time!!
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