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Old 10-03-2010, 11:55 PM
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Mine are:

Dommin's My Heart, Your Hands
They said: "You promised you wouldn't harm a hair..."
I heard: "You promised you wouldn't, hammerhead..."


"Sleepwalking"
They said: "Wait dear, the time is getting late here."
I heard: "Reindeer, the time is getting late here."

I will probably think of more later.
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Old 10-04-2010, 12:00 AM
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The theme from Firefly
He sung: "Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand"
I heard: "Take my love, take my land, you can take me where I stand"
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Old 10-04-2010, 12:04 AM
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Oh, and Pearl Jam's "Glorified G", my friend pointed out that it sounds like "Glorified version of a pelican" rather than "pellet gun." Which I found funny as I'm not a huge PJ fan...
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Old 10-04-2010, 01:08 AM
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Old 10-04-2010, 03:31 AM
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There's a Placebo line that goes:
"When I dream, I dream your fists"
On first listen I thought it said:
"When I dream, I dream your vests"
I was like... wha..? o_O
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Short Stack- Electric Romantics

He sung: 'I'm killing romance, in the name of love'
I heard: 'Uncanny romance, in the name of love'
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I don't really wanna read any of these for fear of seeing a song that I like and then getting the incorrect words stuck in my head the next time I hear it, but....

For the longest time, I always thought Chibi was saying "mystic smiles", not "lipstick smiles". I like the former better but somehow I found out what she was actually saying. I think I found out just by listening to the song one day and hearing something a little different than I always heard before. I wasn't SURE that she was saying "lipstick" but I started to get a feeling. Then I just couldn't resist to look up the actual lyric. I usually try to avoid reading TBM's lyrics. I'd rather just hear what I wanna hear. It's been that way ever since I fell in love with Red Stars, the first song I ever heard by them.

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In "Cherry Scented" by JOJ, the lyrics are: "These lips are cherry scented but they stick like superglue"
I heard "These lips are cherry scented but they stink like super-poo"
And the lyrics at the end are kind of ambiguous...
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Short Stack, 'Nothing At All'

He sung: 'With you I fall through the floors'
I heard: 'With you I fuck through the floors'
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Centhron- Orkan

the guy says 'das leben ist herzlos' (life is heartless)
i hear 'der regen ist herzlos' (the rain is heartless)

and nirvana...just in general...the lyrics...even kurt didn't know what he was singing so how the flip is anyone else supposed to know? i still don't know is he says 'when you turn black' or 'whan you turn back' in heart-shaped box. sometimes it's black, sometimes back. the two are interchangeable i guess
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1. I've ALWAYS heard "when you turn black"...clear as day
2. I'm so fucking sick of that song. Still!
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^fair play, but he definitely sings 'back' at least in a couple of live versions. if you don't believe me, kiss off
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Bryan Ferry- Avalon

They sang: Avalon...

I heard: At the nong...

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Slipknot, wait and bleed;

'Inside Michelle I wait and bleed'

Believe it's actually 'my shell'
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